ONEHAPPYKALE WELLNESS COACHING AND HTMA TESTS

HAIR TISSUE MINERAL ANALYSIS

Your Labs Say 'Normal'
But You Know Something's Off

Get the testing your blood work doesn't show, get results + personalized plan in 2 weeks.
a woman looking at a laptop
  • 400+ Clients
  • Financing Available
  • Simple at Home Test

What are you dealing with?

These symptoms aren't 'just stress', they're your body screaming for help.

Fatigue & Low Energy

You wake up exhausted even after 8 hours of sleep. By 2pm, you're dragging and need coffee just to get through the day.

Brain Fog

You can't focus. You forget words mid-sentence. Simple tasks feel overwhelming and your mental clarity is gone.

Anxiety & Overwhelm

You're wired but tired. Your hormones feel all over the place. You're anxious, irritable, and on edge - even when there's nothing actually wrong.

Digestive Issues

Bloating, gas, or discomfort that won't go away, regardless of how 'clean' you try to eat.

Skin & Hormones

Acne, hair loss, or painful cycles that won't improve. You've tried everything topically and diet-wise, but the problem keeps coming back.

Stubborn Weight Issues

Weight that won't budge despite eating well and working out. Your metabolism feels stuck, and you're frustrated that nothing you try makes a difference.

Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis is a powerful way to get a deeper insight into your health. It helps us customize a plan for you based on your hair tissue mineral analysis results and health history.

Why Your Blood Work Came Back "Normal"
But You Still Feel Terrible

BIGGER PICTURE
Find the root cause

What HTMA Shows That Blood Work Doesn't

Your body will do anything to keep your blood balanced—even steal from your bones, tissues, and cells. That's why your blood work looks "normal" while you feel awful. Blood tests show what's in your blood today, but HTMA shows what's been depleting in your body for months.
  • How your metabolism is running
  • Heavy metals that have built up over time
  • The patterns behind your symptoms
  • What's been depleting in your body over 2-3 months (not just today)
  • If your minerals are out of balance with each other
  • What's actually inside your cells (where the real problem is)
fINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY NOTHING HAS WORKED
You'll get a clear picture of what's been depleting your body—and a step-by-step plan to restore balance. No more guessing. No more "everything looks normal." Just answers.

Everything You Need to Finally Get Answers

A complete testing and support package designed to uncover what's been missed and create your personalized roadmap forward.

hair tissue mineral analysis

90-Minute Deep Dive Call

You'll finally understand what your body has been telling you
  • Video call where we walk through your results together

Your Custom Protocol

Phased approach tailored to your metabolic type
  • Step-by-step supplement and nutrition plan

Expert Interpretation

I manually review every result—no generic computer reports
  • Personalized analysis of your unique patterns

Food & Lifestyle Guidance

Know exactly what to eat to support your healing
  • Meal strategies and food lists for your oxidation rate

Complete Lab Test

Simple at-home collection, professional lab analysis
  • HTMA kit shipped directly to your door

Lifetime Resource Library

Know exactly what to eat to support your healing
  • Ongoing access to guides, recipes, and support materials
TRUSTED BY 400+ CLIENTS SEEKING REAL ANSWERS

What Clients are Saying

Real results from real people just like you.
I spent over $25,000 on doctors, specialists, colonoscopies, and SIBO programs for severe digestive issues over 10 years. Every time I heard 'it's just IBS, learn to live with it.' By the time I reached Michelle, I had almost lost hope. Within days of her simple, sustainable protocol, my symptoms dramatically improved. For the first time in a decade, I didn't feel broken anymore.
Jane K.
Woman
I started Michelle's program as a last resort after seeing several doctors for anxiety, palpitations, and burnout. They kept saying 'you're fine' but I knew something was wrong. Within months, I resolved not just those issues but also unwanted facial hair, bloating, eczema, and hair loss. I've saved more on supplements than the program cost."
Heather T.
Woman
The Process

What Happens after you Enroll:

01

Complete checkout

and receive your confirmation email
02

Your HTMA kit ships 

within 24 hours (arrives in 3-5 days)
03

Mail your Hair Sample

using the prepaid envelope
04

Recieve your results

Usually within 10-14 Days
05

Schedule

your 90- Minute Results Call with Michelle
06

Begin!

your personalize healing protocol
Limited Availability:
 I personally review every HTMA result and only accept 10 new clients per month to ensure the highest quality analysis and support.
Our clients spent an average of $25,000+ elsewhere with no answers. This investment could save you years of frustration and thousands in unnecessary specialists, supplements, and failed protocols.

Htma test package prices

Get the Answers You've Been Searching For

Deep Dive
Self Guided Support
$ 497
or 3 Payments of $166 /mo with affirm*
Perfect if you Prefer working independently
  • HTMA Lab Test & Analysis
  • Personalized Protocol
  • 90-Min Results Call
  • Personalized Supplement Plan
  • Digital Resource Library
Get your deep dive - $497

Still unsure which package is right? Book a free 15-minute clarity call and I'll help you decide.

michelle of onehappykale sitting on a counter
meet your practitioner

Hi, I'm Michelle

And I want to help you Master your health
I know what it's like to be told "everything looks normal" on a blood test while you still feel exhausted, bloated, or just plain off. That gap between "normal labs" and "optimal health" is exactly where I work.

As a Board Certified Integrative Health Practitioner and Certified Nutrition Coach, I don't just guess. I use HTMA to uncover the metabolic patterns your body has been working with for months or even years.

I've worked with over 400 clients, and I focus on understanding what's actually depleted, what's accumulating, and what your body needs to function the way it should. If you're tired of being told you're fine when you know something's off.
Let's figure out what's really going on!

Why Clients Choose Onehappykale

  • 400+ clients served with personalized HTMA analysis
  • 4+ years specializing in ARL methodology
  • IIN Certified Integrative Nutrition Coach
  • Board Certified Holistic Health Practitioner
  • Personally review every result (no generic computer reports)
  • 90-minute deep dive call included with every package
  • Certified Integrative Health Practitioner
Everything you need to know
before you start.

Frequently asked questions

We send you a simple at-home test kit. You mail back a small hair sample using the prepaid envelope. The lab analyzes your sample for mineral levels and patterns. You get your results in 10-14 days, then we schedule your 90-minute consultation to walk through everything together.

Both include the complete HTMA test, expert analysis, 90-minute consultation, and personalized plan. Deep Dive PLUS adds: 4 weeks of private chat support, a week-4 protocol adjustment, video recording of your session, and priority scheduling. Most clients (90%) choose PLUS because the first month is critical for success.

Yes! We offer financing through Affirm. You can split your payment into monthly installments:Example: • Deep Dive: 3 payments of $166/month • Deep Dive PLUS: 3 payments of $249/monthAffirm may offer additional payment plan options (6 or 12 months) based on your approval. You'll see all available plans at checkout—approval takes seconds.

You'll get your HTMA results in 10-14 days after mailing your sample. Many clients notice improvements in energy, sleep, or digestion within the first 2-4 weeks of starting their protocol. Significant mineral rebalancing typically takes 3-6 months.

Unlike generic computer-generated reports, I personally analyze every HTMA result using ARL methodology. You get a 90-minute consultation where we walk through your unique patterns together, plus a customized protocol tailored to your metabolic type and health history—not a one-size-fits-all template.

All sales are final. I personally review every HTMA result and create individualized recommendations for each client—this personalized work begins as soon as you enroll.

Your test kit ships within 24 hours of enrollment. You'll receive it in 3-5 business days and can mail your sample back the same day. I only accept 10 new clients per month to ensure quality, so spots fill quickly.
onehappykale wellness coaching logo
Getting to the root cause of your fatigue and burnout through functional lab testing and mineral balance.
client area
Current client? Log in to view your protocol.
© Copyright Onehappykale, LLC 2025